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0Get ready to ride the wave of wellness with Funkyshruums! These magical mushrooms are your ticket to a laid-back, healthier lifestyle. From zapping Stress to giving your vibe a boost of Energy, these babies pack antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, and mood-lifting goodness. Cruise through life feeling groovy with Funkyshruums by your side!
Our Extraction
Our Patented Extration Process is like NO OTHER !
Let me break it down for you in the grooviest way possible! Our extracts are like nothing you've ever seen, and here's why:
We're all about keeping it real, so we use a solvent-free, zero-waste, top-secret extraction process (patent pending, of course) that packs in the "full spectrum" of the plant. That means we're holding onto the pro- and post-biotic microbiome and the mind-expanding neurobiome stimulatory effects.
We're all about the holistic vibe, man. It's like the whole plant's gettin' in on the action, creating a mind-blowing "entourage" or synergistic effect. Plus, we're all about purity, and our extraction process kicks heavy metals to the curb – 5 to 10 times less heavy metal junk, baby!
We don't mess around with the gunk,You get the real deal, the active molecules that'll make your soul dance. For example, 100mg of our mushroom concentrate is like getting a gram of extract from some run-of-the-mill mushroom boiling. We do it all ourselves, from sourcing ethical, high-quality biomass to rocking the extraction right on our turf. And we've got these far-out analytical labs and a groovy collab with our in-house medical biotech crew. We're all about keeping it real, keeping it pure, and keeping it cosmic, man!
“Everyone thought I was crazy, I bit this guy’s ear off…I did all this stuff, and once I got introduced to the shrooms … my whole life changed. To think where I was – almost suicidal – to this now. Isn’t life a trip, man? It’s amazing medicine, and people don’t look at it from that perspective.” —Mike Tyson, professional boxer
